searching asylum.
existing in this house is rather difficult when one sister is all into punk rock shiet, another one into mainstream music and both just can't shut up. why can't they listen to brit rock or indie? gah. so here are some survival tips for those who wish to live under the same ceiling as i am (which i doubt any of you would want to):1) have your own portable music player and good earphones to blast your ears.
2) actually learn to like the type of music they listen to.
3) have dinner outside unless you call and someone says there're instant noodles or someone is cooking or granna sent over some food for you.
4) try to get out as early as possible and come home as late as possible.
5) wash your own dishes and fold your own clothes.
6) lock your room and bring the key with you if you don't want your privacy to be invaded.
7) the first child gets the priority of the computer and the television and the food and almost everything else. next is the last child. then the 2nd last child. so the second eldest usually gets the leftovers. so avoid being the second oldest. (not that you can choose or anything. what you are is what you are.)
8) get used to the constant empty feeling and the irritated feeling.
9) get used to the "sometimes it's quiet in here, sometimes it's a zoo" atmosphere of this house.
10) be prepared to come back to an empty apartment.
yeah, i guess that's about it. gee, didn't i tell you to go away before? what the hell are you still hanging around here for?
posted by Myz @ 6:58 PM
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