opposites.
i think it's about time people should realise that i do not have a dick, as in I AM NOT A GUY! i mean, it's okay that once in a while we talk about cute actresses, hot babes, music, sex, your bad relationship with your girlfriend, your defficiency of talking to a girl, your intolerable behaviour towards certain things, your inability to think straight and therefore you can't pee straight, and a million other things, but there are things that i don't want to hear ok? there are things that i would take personally because i am a fucking girl! FEMALE! FE-MALE! THE HUMAN SPECIES WITH THE VAGINA? YEAH, NO NO, NOT THE ONE WITH THE UNCONTROLLABLE BANANA!you know, it's nice to be treated like a girl sometimes, but howell. i guess this is the exact reason why i can mix with the guys so goddamn easily.
enough angst. i totally give up eating whatever my mom cooks, because whatever she cooks, there will always be an overwhelming amount of beansprouts, or brocolli, or cauliflower, or whatever vegetable that i detest. (i only like kangkong. and kailan. and carrots. and chicken peas.) she has this obsession with healthy things! like she don't like chocolates (okay, don't prefer), she only drinks water from Guardian (God knows how she survived before this!), she thinks that it's disgusting that i like chicken skin (you must agree that it is the best part of the chicken when it's fried.) and she makes me drink one cup of freshly blended apple/orange juice a day because i don't like to eat them just like that. (actually i wonder why i'm sick since my diet is quite healthy) and i quote from her: "IF IT'S POSSIBLE, I WON'T ADD ANY OF THE YELLOW NOODLES AT ALL. LET YOU EAT ONLY THE BEANSPROUTS. BUT I AM NOT THAT HEARTLESS." right, mom. i really enjoy seperating the beansprouts from the noodles and end up eating one-eighth of the serving i actually took.
i would have posted a picture of BEANSPROUTS here, but the digicam is with jasonfengjiesheng so i am currently unable to snap my heart out. dang, even the slr is with someone else. i am deprived of photography, and my handphone camera is just a useless piece of shit that has good picture resolution only when you take pictures of yourself. so.. i'm still deprived of photography.
RANDOMISMONITY!
my attempt at trying to steal the computer from that sister of mine:
me: eh, your neopets game got how many levels? (clearly, she's playing neopets.)
her: a lot. but i'll stop at the level after this.
me: eh, why?
her: -silence-
me: level too difficult for you ah?
her: eh shut up. or else i start another game.
kids these days really know how to irritate you when you you make fun of them. blah, she has a blog now! with a background song and everything. and the theme of her layout is none other than her idol, taufik. like, GROSSOUT.
it's time for me to teach all of you how to pronnounce "randomismonity". its:
not random is monity. what a disgrace!
posted by Myz @ 9:31 AM
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