Wah!
Do you know that with night lighting, you should probably pose for a second or two longer and keep the camera still before dispersing and checking the image in the viewfinder? Because night lighting means that the camera lens has to be open a little while more for the light to be captured in the camera. So if you move, your picture is going to be blurry.
Do not tap your finger when trying to click the shutter. Instead put your finger on the shutter and press the shutter. Tapping your finger will cause the camera to shake, and thus your picture is going to be blurry.
On the other hand, my Penyamuns aren't as crazy for garlic bread as I am. Howell. I have a sister to be crazy with me.
BREASTS
When you look down and cannot see your feet (well, maybe just the tip of your shoe), that means your breasts are big.
But hey, at least you've got huge tits to ****** ****. hahahahahahaha.
Garlic Bread
How do you like your garlic bread? Do you like it soft, or do you like it crispy? Do you like it drenched with butter, or drenched with garlic? Do you like it on normal bread, on a sliced crossoint, or on a sliced baguette? Do you like eating it just like that, or do you tear it apart, or do you like it sliced for you? Do you stuff all of it into your mouth, or do you eat the garlic parts first, or do you eat the sides before finally stuffing the garlic parts in your mouth? Do you lick your fingers after the entire blissful ordeal, or do you wipe it on the side of your pants, or do you painstakingly take out a piece of tissue and wipe them?
Hey, wait. Do you even like garlic bread?
Dawg Phoo
These days, there's this policy where all dog owners pick up their dog's poo and I think it's kind of disgusting and sad, because the master becomes the dog. I mean, everyone says that dogs are men's best friend but best friends don't pick up each other's shit right? So I am like thinking right, if all the owners just leave them to shit on the grass, and all the humans don't walk on the grass, then everyone is happy. Because numero uno, there's free fertilizer. Numero dos, we don't have to clean up the dog poo. And number tres, the plastic they use to clean up the poo, could have been of better use. You can like use that plastic to put in muffins or buns or egg tarts or garlic bread or something. Right?
Finally back.
I just love being random. It's like sometimes someone just looks at me with that "ARH? WHAT IN THE BLOODY WORLD OF GANJA IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?" look and then I smile. Because I have no bloody idea either.
I love my LJ, yes I do. But sometimes I need to escape a little from that place.
So hello world. Random posts will begin.. well, soon.
